1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:04,754 ♪♪ 2 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:13,763 ♪ Love ♪ 3 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,642 ♪ exciting and new ♪ 4 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:21,604 ♪ come aboard ♪ 5 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:25,567 ♪ we're expecting you ♪ 6 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:29,738 ♪ and love ♪ 7 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:33,825 ♪ life's sweetest reward ♪ 8 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:37,787 ♪ let it flow ♪ 9 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,958 ♪ it floats back to you ♪ 10 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:45,336 ♪ the love boat ♪ 11 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:50,425 ♪ soon will be making another run ♪ 12 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:53,636 ♪ the love boat ♪ 13 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,974 ♪ promises something for everyone ♪ 14 00:00:58,057 --> 00:01:00,310 ♪ set a course for adventure ♪ 15 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:06,649 ♪ your mind on a new romance ♪ 16 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:10,153 ♪ and love ♪ 17 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:14,240 ♪ won't hurt anymore ♪ 18 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:18,161 ♪ it's an open smile ♪ 19 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:22,457 ♪ on a friendly shore ♪ 20 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:27,003 ♪ it's love ♪ 21 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:33,426 ♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪ 22 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,855 Oh, Victor, I'm so happy 23 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,191 you're gonna help us with the show. 24 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:49,651 It's my pleasure, roz. 25 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:51,986 But are you aware of my reputation? 26 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,238 I'm a perfectionist. 27 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,323 I work all hours with my cast, 28 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:57,158 especially the leading lady. 29 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,576 Is that so? 30 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,870 You can bet on it. 31 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,881 [ All warming up indistinctly ] 32 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,551 Come on, girls, come on, come on, come on, now. 33 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,511 Let's get the rehearsal started. 34 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,388 How can we start the rehearsal? 35 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,014 Mr. Moncrief is not here. 36 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,392 Well, he's been delayed for a few minutes. 37 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,393 He put me in charge. 38 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,271 Terrific -- the inmate's taking over the asylum. 39 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:28,439 Let's get going with the rehearsal. 40 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,608 Sylvia, would you like to go first? 41 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:31,776 Yes, I would! 42 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:32,902 Then go ahead. 43 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,947 Sylvia, where are you going?! The rehearsal is here! 44 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:38,783 You said would I like to go first, 45 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,536 and that exactly what I'm doing. 46 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:44,747 I am gonna go first to phone my husband! 47 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,542 Oh, the first day of rehearsal of "my fair lady" 48 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:48,793 was nothing like this. 49 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,045 Millie, would you like to sing first? 50 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,923 It's okay with me, but the pianist isn't here yet. 51 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:54,716 Oh, I'll play. 52 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:56,885 I didn't know you played the piano. 53 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,888 Oh, sure. It's just like tap dancing with your fingers. 54 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,055 Do you read music? 55 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,015 With my eyes closed! 56 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:04,893 Well, read this, and don't make it too fancy. 57 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:09,731 Well? 58 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:12,317 You told me to read -- I'm reading. 59 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,110 Just fake it -- right here. 60 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:16,446 Say, can we get this rehearsal started 61 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,364 sometime before the cruise ends? 62 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,616 All right, all right! 63 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,117 [ Plays introduction ] 64 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,118 Wait a minute. 65 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:25,163 You just give me the beat, and I'll do the rest. 66 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,290 Okay, sister, you got it. 67 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:30,585 [ Plays mid-tempo melody unevenly ] 68 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,924 Are you trying to sabotage my number? 69 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:38,468 Oh, honey, you could do that all by yourself. 70 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,554 I'm playing, I'm playing! 71 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,599 [ Off-key ] ♪ you were meant for me ♪ 72 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:47,477 ♪ I was -- ♪ wait just a minute! 73 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,104 I know what you're doing. I'm hip to your game. 74 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,440 What's the matter, dear -- forgotten the words? 75 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,360 ♪ I was meant for you ♪ 76 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:56,778 I'm gonna kill her! 77 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:57,779 No, no! 78 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,781 [ Indistinct shouting ] 79 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:03,451 ♪ You were meant for me ♪ 80 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,370 All right, girls, all right! 81 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:08,373 All right, girls, that's enough for today! 82 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:12,126 That's enough for today. I think you're all terrific. 83 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:16,130 Remember when I told you how much fun show business can be? 84 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,173 Yes, I remember. 85 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,802 Well, don't listen to me. I enjoyed world war ii. 86 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:25,181 ♪ I was meant for you ♪ 87 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,154 Oh, no, thanks, Isaac. 88 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,240 Well, if we're gonna have a show tomorrow, 89 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,659 i better put in some work on those new routines. 90 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:47,870 Mr. Moncrief, we really appreciate you helping us with the show. 91 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,872 It's great working with a professional. 92 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,041 A professional who never should have retired 93 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,001 in the first place. 94 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,586 Now, roz, I told you, I don't need the hassle. 95 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,672 I owe you for that tip again, Isaac. 96 00:04:57,755 --> 00:04:59,674 Oh, that's all right, Mr. Moncrief. 97 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:00,675 Good night. 98 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,176 Good night. 99 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,176 Good night. 100 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,095 Poor guy. 101 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:07,056 What do you mean, "poor guy"? 102 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,058 My uncle works for an auction company, 103 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,060 and he told me a couple of months ago 104 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,062 that Mr. Moncrief had to sell his house 105 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,565 and all his paintings and stuff because of taxes. 106 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,108 Are you kidding? 107 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,568 No, I'm not kidding. 108 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,111 When was the last time 109 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:23,448 you heard the internal revenue cracking jokes? 110 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:34,876 My, my. I can't decide which is prettier -- 111 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,711 you or that moonlight. 112 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:40,256 Lionel, when are you gonna stop bugging me 113 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:42,050 with this silly talk? 114 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,093 Oh, I'm a romantic devil. 115 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,971 You'll find out on our honeymoon. 116 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,222 Honeymoon?! 117 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,141 Lionel, when they were giving out brains, 118 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:52,602 you thought they said "trains," and you missed yours. 119 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,604 When will you get it through that thick skull of yours 120 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:55,563 that I do not -- 121 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:58,274 i repeat, I do not -- want to marry you?! 122 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,567 No, wait, wait! 123 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:02,570 Aren't you being a little unreasonable? 124 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:03,738 What about Isaac? 125 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:04,614 What about him? 126 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:07,366 Oh, I've had my eyes on that young man 127 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,619 ever since I've been on the ship. 128 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,913 There's a lot of potential there. 129 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:12,747 And? 130 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:15,083 Well, naturally, after we're married, 131 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,168 I've have him to come to work for me. 132 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,170 Work for you? 133 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,672 In an executive capacity, of course. 134 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:28,304 Maybe I'd better have another look at that ring. 135 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:31,140 Hmm. 136 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:34,644 It is not a bad ring, Lionel -- 137 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:37,105 not at all a bad ring. 138 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,883 Aunt Sylvia, what are you doing up so late? 139 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:06,884 I can't sleep. 140 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:10,680 I just remembered a television show I saw once 141 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:14,684 in which a man who looked just like your uncle Elliot 142 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:18,312 was mistaken for the head of a crime syndicate, 143 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:21,023 and the other gang kidnapped him. 144 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:21,983 [ Laughs ] 145 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,360 I'm going home and find him. 146 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:26,487 Aunt Sylvia, do you actually believe 147 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,490 that uncle Elliot was kidnapped by a gang of criminals? 148 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,702 Well, if he wasn't, then where is he? 149 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,996 I've called a hundred times. 150 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:38,541 Why don't you get some sleep? You'll feel better. 151 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:43,421 Maybe I'll feel better after I finish writing him this note. 152 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,089 Well, that's a good idea. 153 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:48,509 I just hope his kidnappers will let him read it. 154 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,930 Good night. 155 00:07:57,476 --> 00:08:00,521 ♪ I'm not a poet ♪ 156 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:04,358 ♪ how well I know it ♪ 157 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:09,030 ♪ I've never been a raver ♪ 158 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:12,575 ♪ but when I look at you ♪ 159 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:16,787 ♪ I rave a bit, it's true ♪ 160 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:21,209 ♪ I'm wild about you ♪ 161 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,795 ♪ can't live without you ♪ 162 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:30,218 ♪ you give my life its flavor ♪ 163 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:35,890 ♪ what sugar does for tea ♪ 164 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:42,647 ♪ that's what you do for m-e-e-e ♪ 165 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:48,069 ♪ you're the cream in my coffee ♪ 166 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:52,782 ♪ you're the salt in my stew ♪ 167 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:58,079 ♪ you will always be my necessity ♪ 168 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:03,084 ♪ I'd be lost without you ♪ 169 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:08,172 ♪ you're the sail on my love boat ♪ 170 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:13,135 ♪ you're the captain and crew ♪ 171 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:18,766 ♪ you will always be my necessity ♪ 172 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:25,773 ♪ I'd be lost without yo-o-o-o-u ♪ 173 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:28,359 Oh -- "p.S." 174 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:32,321 ♪ You don't know how I've prayed ♪ 175 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,448 ♪ 'cause, baby, I'm afraid ♪ 176 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,951 ♪ something's gonna happen to you ♪ 177 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:39,287 ♪ listen, honey ♪ 178 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,622 ♪ forgive your worried brow ♪ 179 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:46,627 ♪ I would die if I should lose you now ♪ 180 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,005 ♪ button up your overcoat ♪ 181 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,007 ♪ when the wind is free ♪ 182 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,009 ♪ take good care of yourself ♪ 183 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:56,012 ♪ you belong to me ♪ 184 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,472 ♪ eat an apple every day ♪ 185 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,516 ♪ be in bed by three ♪ 186 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:02,685 ♪ take good care of yourself ♪ 187 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,478 ♪ you belong to me ♪ 188 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,480 ♪ be careful crossing streets ♪ 189 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:07,648 ♪ ooh, ooh ♪ 190 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:08,816 ♪ don't eat meat ♪ 191 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,026 ♪ ooh, ooh ♪ 192 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:10,443 ♪ cut out sweets ♪ 193 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,320 ♪ ooh, ooh ♪ 194 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,822 ♪ you'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum ♪ 195 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:17,241 ♪ keep away from bootleg hooch ♪ 196 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,201 ♪ when you're on a spree ♪ 197 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,162 ♪ take good care of yourself ♪ 198 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:24,373 ♪ you belong to me ♪ 199 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,751 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 200 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,950 ♪ Take good care of yourself ♪ 201 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,955 ♪ save a share of yourself ♪ 202 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:09,168 ♪ take good care of yourself ♪ 203 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:16,342 [ Deep voice ] ♪ you belong to m-e-e-e-e-e ♪ 204 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,815 Come on, Adam, this fight between you and gopher 205 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:32,274 has gone on long enough. 206 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,609 Time you guys made up. 207 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:36,112 You're right. I've been acting like a fool. 208 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,739 Stop knocking yourself. You're a great actor. 209 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,949 Well -- hmm? 210 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:40,908 [ Laughs ] 211 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:44,286 You and doc have been friends for years. 212 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,623 Won't you just stop all this foolishness? 213 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:50,084 For me? 214 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,628 Well, I guess if you put it like that, 215 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,672 I don't see how I can say no. 216 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,133 And besides, you're basically right. 217 00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,636 I guess somebody's got to be the first one to apologize. 218 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,304 Well, well, look who's here! 219 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,266 We were just looking for you, gopher, weren't we, doc? 220 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,144 Well, isn't that funny? We were on our way to see you. 221 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,062 Gopher has something to say. 222 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,817 Yeah, uh, well, doc, um... What we've been doing is silly, 223 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,986 and it takes a big man to apologize, so -- 224 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,821 you're right, and that's exactly why 225 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,990 I'm going to be the first one to apologize -- 226 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,950 wait a minute! I was talking about me. 227 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,077 I'm going to be the first one to apologize. 228 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,246 You can't, because I already said I'm sorry. 229 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:30,499 And if anybody's gonna be a big man around here, it's gonna be me. 230 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,501 No way! I won't even accept your apology 231 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,170 unless you accept my apology first! 232 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,421 Oh, yeah? 233 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,421 Yeah. 234 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:39,216 Well, I was thinking of apologizing before you were even sorry! 235 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,344 Well, I was sorry a lot longer than you! 236 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,847 I was sorry the day I met you! 237 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,308 You see? What did I tell you? 238 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,518 You can't even talk to him! 239 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,021 Well, at least we're making progress. 240 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,522 You call that progress? 241 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,150 Yeah -- first, they weren't even talking. 242 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,236 Now at least they're yelling. 243 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:11,373 ♪ Let's get the show on right, let's get the show on right ♪ 244 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,210 ♪ let's get the show on right here ♪ 245 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,546 [ Clears throat ] 246 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,423 Uh, come in. 247 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,555 The inventory report you wanted, sir. 248 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,681 Oh, thank you. 249 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,520 Something funny I should know about? 250 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:36,190 Just the inventory report, sir -- a lot of funny stuff, 251 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,776 like, um... A gross of lobster forks. 252 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,277 [ Chuckles ] 253 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,571 Why would a lobster want a fork? 254 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,407 [ Snaps fingers ] 255 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,747 Morning, mom. 256 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,207 Good morning, darling. How are you? 257 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,085 Fine. Listen, we have some nice hot rolls here, if you want some. 258 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,586 Oh, they do look good, don't they? 259 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,462 Yeah. 260 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,632 Uh, don't you notice anything different? 261 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,260 You didn't change your hair, did you? 262 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,219 No! 263 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:08,597 I didn't think so. You want some coffee? 264 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,890 I'll fix it. 265 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,110 Mom, how many? 266 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,778 3 1/2 carats. 267 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:25,447 Oh, an engagement ring! 268 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,117 Oh, yeah, that. I forgot I had it on. 269 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,618 Where'd you get that? 270 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,621 Well, Lionel proposed to me, and I accepted. 271 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,831 Congratulations! 272 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,082 Wait a minute. 273 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:40,296 Didn't you say that you thought he was an obnoxious pest? 274 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,382 Well, nobody's perfect, honey. 275 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,185 [ Knock on door ] 276 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,145 Yes? 277 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,479 Morning, captain. 278 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,479 Morning. 279 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,273 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 280 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,274 No, no. 281 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,650 Well, I'll be brief. 282 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,986 I told you a little white lie the other day. 283 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,989 My check bouncing had nothing to do with a computer error. 284 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,825 The check was made of rubber all the way. 285 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,661 But, captain, I don't have to lie to you anymore, 286 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,997 because working with your crew on their show 287 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,665 has given me confidence again. 288 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,667 And I'm certain that when I get back, 289 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,753 I'll be able to cover my check somehow. 290 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:24,673 Mr. Moncrief, I'm very happy that you feel so well. 291 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,176 But you don't owe us a cent. 292 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,554 Captain, I just told you the check was no good. 293 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,388 I know. 294 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,807 But your ticket has been paid for 295 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,851 by one of the passengers. 296 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,811 One of the passengers? 297 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:43,192 Who paid for me, captain? I want to know. 298 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:47,029 Never mind. I think I know who it was. 299 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,656 Thank you, captain. 300 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,543 Hi. 301 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,212 Hi. 302 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,215 [ Sighs ] I just came from the captain's office. 303 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,050 Thanks for paying my ticket. 304 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,177 He wasn't supposed to tell you. 305 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,888 He didn't, but who else could it have been? 306 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:15,265 Roz, I'll pay you back, I promise. 307 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,852 I've got a couple of movie deals cooking -- big ones! 308 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,896 And maybe even a TV series. 309 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,774 Then there's this big Broadway producer -- 310 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:27,277 oh, Victor, please! For once, just tell me the truth! 311 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,905 That's all I've ever wanted from you! 312 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:32,700 Trust me, roz -- I love you. 313 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,369 You haven't changed, Victor. 314 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,246 After all these years, 315 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:41,041 you're still handsome and charming and talented 316 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,419 and completely irresponsible! 317 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,545 Oh, roz -- 318 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:48,966 I don't blame you, Victor. I haven't changed either. 319 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:53,387 I was still foolish enough to believe you again. 320 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,066 Well! If it isn't my son-to-be. 321 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,109 That's right. 322 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:11,113 I guess congratulations are in order, Mr. Bigelow. 323 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,783 Oh, none of that. Now, we're going to be family. 324 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,785 Call me "dad." 325 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,662 Okay, uh...Dad. 326 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,789 That's the stuff. 327 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:25,043 But remember -- call me "dad" around the house, 328 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:29,465 but when you come to work for me, call me "boss." 329 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,675 When I come to work for you? 330 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,178 Yeah. Didn't your mama tell you? 331 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:38,474 I promised to give you a job just as soon as we got married. 332 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,017 You did?! 333 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:40,893 Yes. 334 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:44,521 Now, we'll have a fine time, son -- 335 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,981 a fine time. 336 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:01,121 Good morning, and welcome to acapulco. 337 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,632 Attention, please. Land tours will be leaving in 10 minutes 338 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,300 from the coral deck gangway. 339 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,052 We hope you enjoy your day. 340 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,310 [ Crying ] 341 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,395 Oh, cheer up, aunt Sylvia. 342 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,480 Cheer up?! 343 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:30,651 I still haven't heard a word from your uncle Elliot. 344 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,654 For all I know, he could be dead -- 345 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,280 or worse than dead. 346 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,992 He could have run off with the upstairs maid! 347 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,871 I wonder why we've got an upstairs maid. 348 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,166 We only have a one-level house. 349 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,048 Mom... 350 00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:54,883 Oh, hi, honey, how are you? 351 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,093 Fine, fine. 352 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:59,221 Did I ever tell you how lucky I feel to have you for a mom? 353 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,890 You sure did, every time you wanted a dime 354 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:02,891 for an ice-cream cone. 355 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:03,934 [ Laughs ] 356 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,728 Well, you know, you're always doing things for me. 357 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,189 You remember the time that you got a night job 358 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,900 to make the payments on the piano you bought for me? 359 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,403 Oh, Isaac, I used that piano more than you did. 360 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,239 Well, you know, there are a lot of things I remember, 361 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,534 like the time that I got sick and couldn't do my paper route, 362 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,412 so you got on my bike and delivered my papers for me. 363 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,914 You know, I really needed some exercise then. 364 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,084 Yeah, well, you were always taking care of me. 365 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,712 Well, it worked out just wonderfully, 366 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:34,089 'cause you're a fine man, honey. 367 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,132 Thank you, mom. 368 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:38,635 But, you know, I want you to stop thinking about me 369 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,846 and start thinking about you. 370 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,390 You know... I had a talk with Lionel, 371 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:44,933 and he offered me a job. 372 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,270 Well, honey, you have to understand about Lionel -- 373 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,940 now, wait a minute, mom. Mom, let me do the talking, okay? 374 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,985 Because...well, if you're marrying Lionel 375 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,570 because you love him 376 00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:00,282 and you want to spend the rest of your life with him, 377 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,366 I'm all for it. 378 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:06,580 But if you're marrying him to help me out, forget it. 379 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,457 I love my job here. 380 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,877 And there's only one thing that I love more. 381 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,129 That's you. 382 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:17,758 You are a fine man, honey. 383 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:24,097 ♪ And even when I'm old and gray ♪ 384 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,474 You'll never be old. 385 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:32,814 ♪ I'm gonna feel the way I do today ♪ 386 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,149 ♪ 'cause ♪ 387 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:43,158 ♪ you make me feel so young ♪ 388 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,993 I love you, baby. 389 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,828 I love you, mom. 390 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,205 Oh, honey. 391 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,185 Hi, girls! 392 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,813 Hi! 393 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,813 Hi! 394 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,813 Hi! 395 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,357 Hey, Millie, you better get dressed. We're on soon. 396 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,484 I am dressed. This is what I'm wearing. 397 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,152 In the show or for Halloween? 398 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,863 Well, look who's talking. You look like an 8x10 glossy. 399 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,824 Well, at least my picture came out! 400 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,159 Well, find a hammer, and I'm gonna break your hair! 401 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,203 Oh, I think I need a little exercise. 402 00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:29,871 I'll try jogging around you. 403 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,248 Try jogging around this. 404 00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,249 Oh, yeah? 405 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,250 Yeah! 406 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,251 Yeah? 407 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:35,711 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 408 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,422 Girls, stop fighting! Why can't you two get along?! 409 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,340 You don't hear us two fighting. 410 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,134 You never hear me saying anything 411 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,885 about that thing she's wearing -- 412 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,388 my dear, what is that thing that you're wearing? 413 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,890 What do you mean "thing"? This is not a "thing." 414 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,684 Have you ever looked in a mirror? 415 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,269 You look like you lost a bet! 416 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,730 Well, I have quiet, conservative, ladylike taste. 417 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,273 You wouldn't understand that. 418 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,233 Taste?! Your taste is in your mouth! 419 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,235 Mouth?! Have you looked in the mirror?! 420 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:02,070 Yes, and I look fine! 421 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,698 Well, you must have been looking in my mirror! 422 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:08,243 [ All arguing indistinctly ] 423 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,578 Hold it, hold it, hold it! 424 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,413 Let's not forget what we're here for. 425 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,414 We're not here to argue. 426 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,750 We're here because our loved ones are proud of us 427 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,251 and they want us to help them. 428 00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:18,045 Yes, and we have to be real troupers 429 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,547 and do the very best we can for them. 430 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,547 That's right! 431 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:23,759 All for one, and one for all! 432 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,930 That's the way we do it on Broadway! 433 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,891 That's right -- I forget who told me 434 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:33,268 that you were really a big, big Broadway star. 435 00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:34,394 Oh, thanks. 436 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,105 Oh, yeah, I remember who told me! You did. 437 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,066 I never did any such thing! 438 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,526 Oh, yes, you did -- every 10 minutes. 439 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,486 Never! 440 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,237 Incessantly. 441 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,989 Continuously. 442 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,949 Always. 443 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,410 Did you put those flowers in your hair, 444 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,787 or did they grow there? 445 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,789 You look like a potted plant. 446 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:54,956 Don't pick on me! 447 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,292 [ All arguing indistinctly ] 448 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:05,842 [ Indistinct conversations ] 449 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,181 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 450 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:15,894 and welcome to the first edition of "the love boat follies." 451 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,107 Thank you. 452 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:23,610 Uh, we're having a few small technical difficulties backstage, 453 00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,320 but if you'll just bear with us, 454 00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:27,697 the show will begin in just a few moments. 455 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,200 Thank you. 456 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:34,329 Technical difficulties? I knew it. 457 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,289 [ All arguing indistinctly ] 458 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,834 Excuse me, has Victor shown up yet? 459 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,335 No. Maybe he's ill. 460 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:43,672 No, he's all right. He just won't open his door. 461 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,340 Why?! 462 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,340 Why?! 463 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,340 Why?! What's wrong? 464 00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:46,925 Maybe we'll have to cut his number. 465 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,385 No! 466 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,385 No! 467 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,385 No! 468 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,385 No! 469 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:51,138 Wait, wait! Maybe I should go down and talk to him. 470 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,932 No, you have to go on. You're in the opening number. 471 00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:56,476 Oh, right. You better get out there right now. 472 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,853 Come on, girls, let's go! 473 00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,729 That's right, go on, ladies. Yes! 474 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,690 Have a good show! 475 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:05,735 [ Mid-tempo music plays ] 476 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:11,658 ♪ I'm the grrrreatest star ♪ 477 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:14,369 ♪ I am by far ♪ 478 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:17,038 ♪ but no one knows it! ♪ 479 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,875 Wait, they're going to hear a voice. 480 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,084 A silver flute. 481 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,711 Ha ha ha ha! 482 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:25,338 They'll cheer each toot. 483 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,465 ♪ When I expose it ♪ 484 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,259 ♪ can't you see to look at me ♪ 485 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:33,638 ♪ that I'm a natural Camille? ♪ 486 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:38,268 ♪ As Camille, I just feel I've so much to offer ♪ 487 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,353 ♪ no, I'm the one who'll be divine ♪ 488 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,940 ♪ 'cause I'm a natural cougher ♪ 489 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,775 [ Coughs lightly ] 490 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,445 ♪ Some ain't got it, not a lump ♪ 491 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,947 ♪ I'm a great big clump of talent ♪ 492 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,491 Laugh, honey, they're gonna bend in half. 493 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,952 Did you hear the one about the traveling salesman? 494 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,287 ♪ A thousand laughs ♪ 495 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,830 Stick around for the jokes. 496 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,957 ♪ A thousand faces ♪ 497 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,626 I reiterate -- 498 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:05,086 ♪ when you're gifted, then you're gifted ♪ 499 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:09,424 ♪ these are facts, I've got no ax to grind ♪ 500 00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:12,260 ♪ hey, what are they, blind? ♪ 501 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:18,141 ♪ In all of the world so far, I'm the greatest star ♪ 502 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:22,145 ♪ who is the pip with pizzazz? ♪ 503 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,940 ♪ Who is all ginger and jazz? ♪ 504 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,651 ♪ Who is as glamorous as? ♪ 505 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,737 ♪ Who's an American beauty Rose ♪ 506 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:33,615 ♪ with an American beauty nose ♪ 507 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,618 ♪ and ten American beauty toes? ♪ 508 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,621 ♪ Eyes on the target, and wham! ♪ 509 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:43,291 ♪ One shot, one gunshot, and bam! ♪ 510 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:46,586 ♪ Hey, captain stubing ♪ 511 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:51,508 ♪ here I am ♪ 512 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:55,845 ♪ i'm, i'm, i'm, i'm, I'm the greatest star ♪ 513 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,598 ♪ I am by far ♪ 514 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:02,644 ♪ but no one knows it ♪ 515 00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:05,188 ♪ who's the best yet? Have you guessed yet? ♪ 516 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:09,526 ♪ If you ain't, I'll tell you one more time ♪ 517 00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:12,320 ♪ you bet your last dime ♪ 518 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,490 ♪ in all of the world so far ♪ 519 00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:24,165 ♪ I'm the greatest, greatest sta-a-a-a-a-r ♪ 520 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,061 Oh, you were wonderful! 521 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,062 Thank you! 522 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,397 Any word from Victor? 523 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,398 Not, not yet. 524 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:51,276 But you've been closest to him. What's wrong? 525 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,652 Oh, it's a long story. 526 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,363 I've got to go down to his cabin and talk to him. 527 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,489 He has to go on. 528 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,867 Well, Mrs. Smith, it's our cruise show. 529 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,077 It's probably not that important to him. 530 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,245 Oh, yes, it is. 531 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:05,248 This is the most important show that Victor will ever do. 532 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,752 Let's see -- gopher and doc. 533 00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,045 You were magnificent! 534 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,380 Oh, thanks, doc. I'm glad you liked it. 535 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,256 What a number! 536 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,132 Oh, it was fun! 537 00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,551 Come on. Gopher, doc, you guys are on. 538 00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:17,844 I am not going on with you! 539 00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:19,554 The reason you're not going on with me 540 00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:21,222 is because I'm not going on with you. 541 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,183 Oh, come on. You two are acting like children! 542 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,018 You're right. We are acting like children. 543 00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:26,686 But I'm acting like a sensible child. 544 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,438 He's acting like a spoiled, stupid child. 545 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:31,608 [ Introduction plays ] 546 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:31,608 Guys, that's your music! 547 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:35,070 All right. I will sing with you and I will dance with you. 548 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,072 But I will not talk with you! 549 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,866 All right, doc, go out there and break a leg! 550 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:43,203 I'll do better than that. I'll break both his legs! 551 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:50,418 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 552 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,420 ♪ I don't care where I'm going ♪ 553 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,881 ♪ just as long as I'm with you ♪ 554 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:57,258 ♪ put it there, pal ♪ 555 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,594 ♪ put it there ♪ 556 00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:01,763 ♪ I'll be just like your ex-wives ♪ 557 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,848 ♪ and I'll stick to you like glue ♪ 558 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:05,558 ♪ put it there, pal ♪ 559 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,103 ♪ put it there ♪ 560 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,438 ♪ since you became the purser ♪ 561 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,899 ♪ captain stubing lost his hair ♪ 562 00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:15,151 ♪ each time you treat a passenger ♪ 563 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,195 ♪ the captain says a prayer ♪ 564 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,406 ♪ when you were jailed in Curaçao ♪ 565 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,408 ♪ I shoulda left you there ♪! 566 00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:23,701 ♪ You're faithful and you're fair ♪ 567 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:28,248 ♪ put it th-e-e-e-e-ere ♪ 568 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:30,333 ♪ you went and changed my stateroom ♪ 569 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,502 ♪ to a cabin in the hold ♪ 570 00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,796 ♪ put it there, pal ♪ 571 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,840 ♪ put it there ♪ 572 00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:39,259 ♪ you took out my appendix ♪ 573 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,636 ♪ when I only had a cold! ♪ 574 00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:43,680 ♪ Put it there, pal ♪ 575 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,974 ♪ put it there ♪ 576 00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:48,101 ♪ your face could make a fortune ♪ 577 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:50,478 ♪ just your nose should make a lot ♪ 578 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,231 ♪ I like the way you wear those gaudy-colored shirts you got ♪ 579 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,024 Thanks. 580 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:59,195 ♪ The only time a rainbow ever covered up a pot ♪ 581 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,322 ♪ we make a perfect pair ♪ 582 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,700 ♪ put it there ♪ 583 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:05,076 My shipmate! 584 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,161 My crony! 585 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,203 My Bo's'n! 586 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:08,288 My gob! 587 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,497 Old shellback! 588 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:10,540 Old sea dog! 589 00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:12,000 Old skipper! 590 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,168 Old slob! 591 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,003 ♪ Like pacific and Atlantic ♪ 592 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,505 ♪ like iceberg and Titanic ♪ 593 00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:21,551 ♪ don't put it in the paper ♪ 594 00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,678 ♪ don't put it on the air ♪ 595 00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:25,722 ♪ don't put it on the shelf ♪ 596 00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:30,894 ♪ put it th-e-e-e-e-e-e-ere ♪ 597 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:46,409 I got to change for my number. Wish me luck, dad. 598 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:49,537 You don't need luck. You've got everything. 599 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,213 [ Knock on door ] 600 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,256 Victor, I'm not leaving until you speak to me! 601 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,341 Open the door! 602 00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:04,719 [ Sighs ] Well, well, a member of my adoring public. 603 00:30:04,802 --> 00:30:06,721 Sorry, no autographs today. 604 00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:09,557 Oh, please, Victor, I want to talk to you. 605 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,393 I know -- you've come to sober up the star 606 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,062 in time to save the show. 607 00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:17,190 Ah, they don't make movies like that anymore... 608 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,567 For which we're all very grateful. 609 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,529 But they're waiting for you onstage! 610 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,864 Ah, come on, roz, haven't you heard? 611 00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:26,616 I'm a has-been, a failure. 612 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:29,869 Well, what are you gonna do, just turn away and quit? 613 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:32,288 Haven't you got that backwards? 614 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:33,248 They quit me. 615 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:36,459 "Victor moncrief? I thought he was dead." 616 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,253 "Only in show business." 617 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:41,089 When are you going to stop feeling sorry for yourself?! 618 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,090 Probably never. 619 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:43,633 And why does that concern you? 620 00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:46,427 Because you're the first man I ever really loved. 621 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:52,392 And in spite of everything... I probably always will. 622 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:53,434 Oh, roz. 623 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:57,272 Oh, Victor, forget the past. You can't change it. 624 00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,649 But you can shape the future. 625 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:02,110 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 626 00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:07,615 ♪ a dream about you, baby ♪ 627 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,784 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 628 00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:12,287 ♪ it's gonna come true ♪ 629 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,956 ♪ they think that we're through ♪ 630 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:18,334 ♪ but, baby ♪ 631 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:23,298 ♪ you'll...be...swell ♪ 632 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,466 ♪ you'll be great ♪ 633 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:29,470 ♪ gonna have the whole world on a plate ♪ 634 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:33,600 ♪ startin' here, startin' now ♪ 635 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:41,649 ♪ honey, everything's comin' up roses ♪ 636 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:45,653 ♪ clear the decks, clear the tracks ♪ 637 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:49,324 ♪ you got nothin' to do but relax ♪ 638 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:53,911 ♪ blow a kiss, take a bow ♪ 639 00:31:53,995 --> 00:32:02,045 ♪ honey, everything's comin' up roses ♪ 640 00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:06,841 ♪ now's your inning ♪ 641 00:32:06,924 --> 00:32:10,845 ♪ stand the world on its ear ♪ 642 00:32:10,928 --> 00:32:14,390 ♪ set it spinning ♪ 643 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:17,644 ♪ that'll be just the beginning ♪ 644 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:21,731 ♪ curtain up, light the lights ♪ 645 00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:25,818 ♪ you've got nothin' to hit but the heights ♪ 646 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:29,822 ♪ you'll be swell, you'll be great ♪ 647 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:33,743 ♪ I can tell, just you wait ♪ 648 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:41,876 ♪ that lucky star I talk about is du-u-u-u-e ♪ 649 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:50,009 ♪ honey, everything's coming up roses and daffodils ♪ 650 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:57,850 ♪ everything's coming up sunshine and Santa claus ♪ 651 00:32:57,934 --> 00:33:05,566 ♪ everything's gotta be bright lights and lollipops ♪ 652 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:11,197 ♪ everything's coming up roses ♪ 653 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,408 ♪ for me ♪ 654 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:22,625 ♪ and for yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-u ♪ 655 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,051 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 656 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:34,929 the love boat's very own sweethearts, 657 00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:37,140 Vicki stubing and Julie McCoy! 658 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,808 [ Cheers and applause ] 659 00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:41,769 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 660 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:47,650 ♪ Passengers come, passengers go ♪ 661 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,319 ♪ faces that blend in the crowd ♪ 662 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:53,156 ♪ searching for fun and romance ♪ 663 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:56,367 ♪ but nobody gives us a glance ♪ 664 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,827 ♪ cruising's a joy ♪ 665 00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,162 ♪ if there's a boy ♪ 666 00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:01,789 ♪ sharing the pleasures at sea ♪ 667 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,667 ♪ but all of the guys we behold ♪ 668 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:07,211 ♪ are either too young ♪ 669 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:10,631 ♪ or too o-o-o-old ♪ 670 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,634 ♪ to ho-o-o-o-o-ld ♪ 671 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:19,348 ♪ I am just a little girl who's looking for a little boy ♪ 672 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:25,480 ♪ who's looking for a girl to love ♪ 673 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:28,483 ♪ tell me, please, where can he be? ♪ 674 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:31,152 ♪ The loving he will bring to me ♪ 675 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:37,158 ♪ the Harmony I'm dreaming of ♪ 676 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:40,286 ♪ it will be goodbye, I know ♪ 677 00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:43,206 ♪ to my tale of woe ♪ 678 00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:46,793 ♪ when he says hello ♪ 679 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,878 ♪ so ♪ 680 00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:54,675 ♪ I am just a little girl who's looking for a little boy ♪ 681 00:34:54,759 --> 00:35:00,389 ♪ who's looking for a girl to love ♪ 682 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:03,184 ♪ to us, romance is a fable ♪ 683 00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:06,312 ♪ we're ready, willing, and able ♪ 684 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:11,901 ♪ and not very fussy, it's true ♪ 685 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:15,196 ♪ but as long as he's breathing ♪ 686 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:20,159 ♪ and no longer teething, he'll do ♪ 687 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:23,037 ♪ he'll d-o-o-o-o-o ♪ 688 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,082 ♪ so, I am just a little girl ♪ 689 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:29,043 ♪ who is looking for a little boy ♪ 690 00:35:29,126 --> 00:35:32,421 ♪ who is looking for a girl ♪ 691 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,258 ♪ an extra-special girl ♪ 692 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:44,767 ♪ who's looking for a girl to lo-o-o-o-o-ve ♪ 693 00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:51,732 Wonderful! Wonderful! 694 00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:01,951 Now what are we gonna do? It's time for Victor's number. 695 00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:04,537 Looks like we're gonna have to cut the number. 696 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:07,874 Oh, we can't do that. Nobody's ready for the finale yet. 697 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,963 Why the delay?! What's the problem?! 698 00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:16,257 Well, sir, Victor says he won't do the show. 699 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,427 That's terrible! That'll ruin the entire show! 700 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,427 I know. 701 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,805 Where are we gonna find someone that knows the lyrics to all the songs, all the dance steps?! 702 00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:26,851 Especially that tricky little turn in the last eight bars. 703 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,771 I think we've found our new star! 704 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,064 No! No! 705 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:35,443 Sir, I have heard you practicing ever since we left Los Angeles. 706 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:38,487 Gopher! 707 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:38,487 It's only fair, sir, that if this show is a flop, 708 00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:40,573 the captain goes down with his ship. 709 00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:42,116 [ All shouting indistinctly ] 710 00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:43,951 Come on, captain, you can do it! 711 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,870 You're going out there a captain, 712 00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:47,622 but you're coming back a star! 713 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,415 Yeah! 714 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,415 Yeah! 715 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,415 Yeah! 716 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:49,415 Yeah! 717 00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:53,669 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 718 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,130 ♪ Once, my clothes were shabby ♪ 719 00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:58,591 ♪ tailors called me "cabby" ♪ 720 00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:01,010 ♪ so I took the vow ♪ 721 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:03,471 ♪ said, "this bum will be Beau brummell" ♪ 722 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:05,681 ♪ now I'm smooth and snappy ♪ 723 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,975 ♪ now my tailor's happy ♪ 724 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,186 ♪ I'm the cat's meow ♪ 725 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:14,523 ♪ my wardrobe is a wow! ♪ 726 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:19,028 ♪ Got my tweed pressed ♪ 727 00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:21,447 ♪ got my best vest ♪ 728 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:26,160 ♪ all I need now is the girl ♪ 729 00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:28,496 ♪ got my striped tie ♪ 730 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:30,498 ♪ got my hopes high ♪ 731 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:33,918 ♪ got the time and the place, and I got rhythm ♪ 732 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:36,170 ♪ now all I need's the girl to go with them ♪ 733 00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:39,215 ♪ if she'll just appear ♪ 734 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:45,137 ♪ we'll take this big town for a whirl ♪ 735 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,014 ♪ and if she'll say ♪ 736 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,683 ♪ my darling, I'm yours ♪ 737 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:51,852 ♪ I'll throw away my striped tie ♪ 738 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:54,355 ♪ and my best pressed tweed ♪ 739 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:58,359 ♪ all I really need is the girl! ♪ 740 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,095 ♪ If you'll just say ♪ 741 00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:28,389 ♪ my darling, I'm yours ♪ 742 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:31,892 ♪ I'll throw away my socks, my shirt, my tie, my vest ♪ 743 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,936 ♪ my bvds and all the rest ♪ 744 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:39,191 ♪ 'cause all I need to follow my lead ♪ 745 00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:44,572 ♪ all I need is the gi-i-i-i-rl ♪ 746 00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:59,128 I couldn't have written it better. 747 00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:00,296 You didn't. 748 00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:03,966 [ Cheers and applause ] 749 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:07,219 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 750 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,221 Thank you for the applause. 751 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:11,974 But the man who deserves the credit 752 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:15,519 is the one who pulled this whole show together, 753 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,897 Mr. Victor moncrief! 754 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:20,649 [ Cheers and applause ] 755 00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:29,450 Thank you. I could listen to your applause all night. 756 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:31,452 But our grand finale is coming up. 757 00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:33,204 Captain, would you join us? 758 00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:34,288 Absolutely. 759 00:39:34,371 --> 00:39:36,957 And now for our grand finale! 760 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,210 [ Cheers and applause ] 761 00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:41,921 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 762 00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:06,153 ♪ Want to sing a show tune ♪ 763 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:09,990 ♪ good old Broadway show tune ♪ 764 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,536 ♪ nothing that has no tune ♪ 765 00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:15,121 ♪ something that has heart ♪ 766 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:16,664 ♪ you gotta have heart ♪ 767 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:18,415 ♪ something you can strum or can hum by the hour ♪ 768 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:20,042 ♪ lots of heart ♪ 769 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,919 ♪ something kind of light that's as bright as a flower ♪ 770 00:40:22,002 --> 00:40:23,504 ♪ miles of heart ♪ 771 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:27,341 ♪ something with a tune you can croon in the shower ♪ 772 00:40:27,424 --> 00:40:30,386 ♪ to help the day start ♪ 773 00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:33,305 And now, ladies and gentlemen, in recognition 774 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:36,767 of the fabulous ports of call the love boat travels to, 775 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:39,603 here are four glamorous envoys of goodwill. 776 00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:42,064 First, may I present to you 777 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:45,651 the enchanting queen of the Caribbean! 778 00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:49,155 [ Cheers and applause ] 779 00:40:53,784 --> 00:41:00,416 ♪ Hats off, here they come, those beautiful girls ♪ 780 00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:07,173 ♪ that's what you've been waiting for ♪ 781 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:10,926 [ Cheers and applause ] 782 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,761 And now, to melt your heart, 783 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:16,015 meet the hottest attraction from the frozen north. 784 00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:17,850 Here is the dazzling miss Alaska! 785 00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:21,729 [ Cheers and applause ] 786 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:34,909 ♪ Nature never fashioned a flower so fair ♪ 787 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:38,454 ♪ no Rose can compare ♪ 788 00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:42,374 ♪ nothing respectable, half so delectable ♪ 789 00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,591 And next, from south of the border, 790 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,260 a lady who is everybody's good neighbor, 791 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,971 the radiant miss acapulco! 792 00:41:56,055 --> 00:42:01,810 ♪ Caution, on your guard with beautiful girls ♪ 793 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:06,774 ♪ flawless charmers, every one ♪ 794 00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,901 [ Latin music plays ] 795 00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:16,158 Last, through the locks of the Panama canal 796 00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:18,702 comes the beautiful symbol of tropical paradise, 797 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,496 the exquisite miss Panama canal! 798 00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:23,582 ♪ This is how Samson was shorn ♪ 799 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:27,002 ♪ each in her style of Delilah reborn ♪ 800 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:30,172 ♪ each a gem, a beautiful ♪ 801 00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:33,342 ♪ diadem of beautiful ♪ 802 00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:40,015 ♪ welcome them, the beautiful gi-i-i-i-i-rls ♪ 803 00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:45,521 ♪ you can keep those rock songs ♪ 804 00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:49,316 ♪ I don't need those schlock songs ♪ 805 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,444 ♪ only summer stock songs ♪ 806 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:55,656 ♪ set me tappin' my toe ♪ 807 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:59,576 ♪ how we love to sing a ditty that's witty and styling ♪ 808 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:03,122 ♪ something just finessed for a rest or enjoyment ♪ 809 00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:06,333 ♪ want to sing a show tune ♪ 810 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,837 ♪ a lerner and a lowe tune ♪ 811 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,840 ♪ gotta sing a show tune ♪ 812 00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:21,056 ♪ from a Broadway sho-o-o-o-w ♪ 813 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:03,599 I'm sure everything is all right with uncle Elliot. 814 00:44:03,682 --> 00:44:06,727 No. Something happened to him. I can feel it. 815 00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:09,730 Excuse me. We're looking for a Mrs. Banning. 816 00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:10,981 I'm Mrs. Banning. 817 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:13,317 The wife of Mr. Elliot banning? 818 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,779 I knew it. Something horrible has happened to Elliot. 819 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:17,988 I knew it! 820 00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:22,076 Mrs. Banning, I've been instructed to deliver this to you. 821 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,953 Oh, my goodness, what's happened to him?! 822 00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,706 Aunt Sylvia, it looks like a present. 823 00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:30,751 [ Gasps ] 824 00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:33,420 Oh, my! 825 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:35,547 It's so gaudy! 826 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:37,758 I just love it! 827 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:39,551 Oh, listen. 828 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:43,931 "My dearest darling, I'm sorry I've been out of touch, 829 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:46,350 "but I had to go to Africa 830 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:49,728 "to buy the world's largest diamond mine. 831 00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:52,731 "And as a token of my love for you, 832 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,817 I'm naming it the Sylvia." 833 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:57,111 Isn't that touching? 834 00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:59,405 My own diamond mine. 835 00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:02,741 Now instead of having to keep bothering 836 00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:06,662 those poor, dear, overworked Tiffany's salesmen, 837 00:45:06,745 --> 00:45:09,957 I can go right into my own diamond mine 838 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,459 and shovel out what I need. 839 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:16,213 Oh, gee! 840 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:18,132 Julie: Bye. 841 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:20,092 [ Laughs ] 842 00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:25,431 Mom, it's been great to see you. 843 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:27,433 You were so fantastic in the show. 844 00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:30,352 Well, let's face it -- the others were fantastic, too. 845 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,604 I think they all tied for second place. 846 00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:33,939 [ Laughs ] 847 00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:35,107 Uh-oh. 848 00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:36,483 Oh. 849 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:37,901 Goodbye, Isaac. 850 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,695 Goodbye, Mr. Bigelow. 851 00:45:39,778 --> 00:45:41,989 Goodbye, Millie. 852 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:44,491 You broke my heart. 853 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,494 Oh, Lionel! You'll get over it. 854 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:52,374 And we're gonna be friends -- I mean really good friends. 855 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:55,377 But remember, this is not a friendship ring. 856 00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:57,379 Ooh! 857 00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,381 Bye-bye, baby. 858 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:01,550 See you, honey. 859 00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:02,885 Bye-bye. 860 00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:06,346 Millie, Millie! 861 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,891 Connie, Trish, it was so good seeing you again. 862 00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:10,642 I hope you had a good time. 863 00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:13,353 Oh, it was a lot of fun, but it was a lot of work. 864 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:14,396 This is the first time 865 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,316 I've ever left a cruise ship needing a vacation! 866 00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:19,318 Trish! Just wanted to say goodbye. 867 00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:22,696 And I hope I'll see a lot more of you when this cruise is over. 868 00:46:22,779 --> 00:46:24,323 Hey, I just wanted to say, 869 00:46:24,406 --> 00:46:26,909 if you two would like to continue your romance, 870 00:46:26,992 --> 00:46:28,160 you have my blessing. 871 00:46:28,243 --> 00:46:29,369 Oh, gee, thanks, doc. 872 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:31,205 That sounds like a lot of fun, 873 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:34,333 but I don't think my boyfriend back home is gonna like it. 874 00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:36,543 Boyfriend?! 875 00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:36,543 Boyfriend?! 876 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,045 Well, how come -- 877 00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:39,505 you never asked. 878 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:42,132 Come on, Trish. [ Laughs ] 879 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:46,845 Are you just gonna stand there with your mouth open, 880 00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:49,223 or are you gonna kiss your mother goodbye? 881 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,557 Oh! Bye, mom. 882 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:53,060 Hope you can come back for next year's show. 883 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:55,437 I will, but only if I get one thing. 884 00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,397 What's that? 885 00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,397 An invitation. 886 00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:58,815 Ah. 887 00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:58,815 Goodbye, doc. 888 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:00,567 Goodbye, roz. 889 00:47:02,027 --> 00:47:03,403 Oh, e-excuse me. 890 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,280 Goodbye, son. 891 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,280 Bye. 892 00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:08,492 Victor... I've been looking for you. 893 00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:11,245 I didn't want you to leave without saying goodbye. 894 00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:13,747 Roz, I couldn't leave without saying goodbye, 895 00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:16,208 because we're never going to say goodbye. 896 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,586 Come on. 897 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:26,635 Well, Vicki, our crew has some really terrific relatives -- 898 00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:29,096 mothers, aunts, mothers-in-law. 899 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:31,473 And a really great father, too. 900 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:32,599 Thank you. 901 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,767 You're welcome. 902 00:47:33,850 --> 00:47:34,601 Okay. 903 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:37,271 Oh, captain stubing, thank you so much 904 00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:39,398 for letting us put on the show. 905 00:47:39,481 --> 00:47:42,859 We're sorry if it took too much time away from our jobs. 906 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,486 ♪ I knew we could do it ♪ 907 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,196 ♪ there was nothin' to it ♪ 908 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,240 ♪ we ought to do one every year ♪ 909 00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,616 Right! 910 00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,616 Right! 911 00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,616 Right! 912 00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:49,616 Right! 913 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:53,245 ♪ We gave it a go, and what do you know? ♪ 914 00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:55,455 ♪ We put the show on ♪ 915 00:47:55,539 --> 00:48:02,504 ♪ right he-e-e-e-e-re ♪